dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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(Source: feedmesashimi)

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui


I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores

(Source: memewhore)

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

(Source: huffingtonpost)

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

“Inelegantly, and without my consent, time passed.”
Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You (via exlegelibertas)

(Source: powerdoeswhatitwants)

frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes